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Golden Labrador Max, (officially Max McDonald), from Gilmer, Texas has found a new home with Katie Hayes and her live-in man candy Preston McDonald in Nacogdoches. He is said to already be the perfect man's best friend, and Mr Mcdonald commented on the social networking site facebook "Max is the best puppy ever. He only woke us up twice last night and he waited until this morning to pee outside. We havn't even had him 24 hours and he is already housebroken".
Ms Hayes, co-owner of Max, soberly stated that "Max-a-million loves me a trillion!" Mr McDonald was not available to comment on whether this is true.
We have also just discovered that Max was found at the side of the road. When one of our reporters asked Ms Hayes if this was true, she replied "YES!"
Many of Ms Hayes' closest friends and family members have stated her complete ridiculousness at having a dog, as she can barely look after herself. Her cousin Ms Sarah Hayes, a beautiful and talented lady of London, told us "I can't bloody believe she has done this. She will try and feed Max pasta and probably dress him up like her baby. I cannot wait to see how this turns out".
Max seems to be happy right now, but after only 48 hours of living with the McDonalds, could there be oncoming tensions? We will keep you posted.
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