Oh Baby, Baby

On reading The London Paper on the way home from work today I was reading the celebrity section, which was plastered with pictures of Cheryl Crapbag Cole and the like and there was a part talking about some teen choice awards last night, and how Britney Spears got the Lifetime Achievement Award.

.............................Erm.

What?

She's 27. Wow, that really is one hell of a long life-time is it not.

And erm, lifetime ACHIEVEMENT? Really? I mean...really?
How fantastic it is that the teenagers of the Western World believe miming along to songs on stage while being thin and managing to dance at the same time is a life-time achievement. Also the song "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" just seems to encourages domestic abuse.

I'd say fucking Justin Timberlake is quite an achievment.
I'd say kissing Madonna and shaving your head is a reason to go and hide in Budapest or something.

Just thought I'd put that out there. Anyway I better get going because if I wanna be married twice, have two kids, look good in a school uniform, make white trash hicks that eat "cheese grits" look fashionable, pretend I'm a virgin and autotune my shite singing voice enough to get a lifetime achievement award in 7 years time I better get going.



Though you know I always thought Toxic was a bit of a tune.